Don Jyovi's Back Patting Invention
Ahh Yess...Don Jyovi's latest and greatest!
I use it myself! it's installed next to my mirror. I simply push a button and a mechanical hand comes down and pats me on the back. I say things to myself, and then I push the button.
Example
"I am Mastuhh Enlightenuhh uv Univuss...hahaha" as I look in my mirror, I push the button...patpatpat...
"Ahh Yess Mistuhh Cool Breeze Mogeeze!"...patpatpat
"I'm hot with all the chicks!" (doesn't matter if it's true or not)patpatpat
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Why! just think of the markets that could use this!
Christians...
"Oh! I am such a good Christian!" patpatpat "My pastor loves me, Jesus loves me, God loves me"patpatpat
"When I die I will be living three doors down from Jesus! " patpatpat
"oh! that disgusting hedon Don Jyovi!... he'll roast in hell ...but me ... I am a good Christian! patpatpat none of that unbiblical meditation stuff for me! patpatpat
Oh! I can't wait to be with Jesus...maybe on Sundays, we would watch a closed circuit TV hook up to Hell and enjoy watching Satan torturing disgusting hedons ...hahaha, oh what great fun! Oh! I am such a good Christian...I enjoy my body strictly in biblical ways...patpatpat
or how about Muslims...
"Ia amma aa goodda Musleema" patpatpat
"Ia weelle keella somea amereecansa todaya!" patpatpat
"Ia weella hanga Dona Jyovia bya heessa gonads hahaha!"patpatpat
"Don Jyovi eessa infidel anda well rot eenna hella hahaha" "Ia m a guuda musleema" patpatpat