Don Jyovi's Voluntary Subscription Drive

Copyright 2008

 $12.00 U.S. a month for one year volunteer subscription fee

Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese

It's a bright bright sunshinee day in Montreal, Canada, but here in Tibet, it's nighttime, the full moon is out, and the Grand Sage and Ancient Chinese Philosopher Co Ming Soon is on the outdoor stage. He's awesome...tall, slender Chinese... with a thin mustache, long and braided, that reaches all the way down to his chest (how do they do that?!)... wearing a conical Chinese style hat... his hands folded inside the loose sleeves of his impressive black robe with red bordering and a shiny golden dragon embroidered across it's entirety... 

One of his hands comes out, showing really long fingernails, about three inches, raising slightly in order to make a point, slanting his eyes and growing a broad smile, says to the audience with a soft voice and Chinese accent...

"Aahhh yesss... Oh Kindest People!

Pleassse ahhllow mehhh to introducssse...

Da Mastuhh Enlightenuhh of Universssse,

Aahhh yesss... Oh Kindest People!

Dohhn Jyovi Sssarassswati Di Morgessssse...

aahhh yesss! 

Da Aussspicioussss Mantrahhmahhn, 

Aahhh yesss... Oh Kindest People!

Mistuhh Cool Breeze Mohhhgeeze

aahhh yessss ...as he has yet... anuhhthuhh thing fohh you...

sohh without fuhhthuhh  ahhhdooo" 

I came on the stage and said

"Thank you,  Grand Master Co Ming Soon...Thank you, Oh Kindest People!

Ahem...

It's a beautiful night, the Gayatri Fire Ceremony is about to begin and I feel finer than a frog's hair split four ways and polished...hahaha"

Someone from the audience yells " Hey! don't you know any other jokes?"

Bubba and Beebo approached the heckler, got on either side of him, lifted him effortlessly off of the floor and then proceeded to carry him out of the auditorium. Bubba said to Beebo "This gig is really great! we oughtta be able to save up enough money to finally open up the Freakie Fries Hot Dog Joint. Now don't mess up Beebo." and Beebo replies " You got that right Bubba...why I could just taste those delicious fries right now as we speak!"

I continued talking to the audience.

"You may address me as 'Your Horniness' hahaha...

 and I will be hearing confessions after the Ceremony...

 Please, Oh kindest people!...

 only your naughtiest sex stories along with pictures and videos would be even better...thanx, hahaha

and I'll be accepting donations of ice cold Corona Extra beer too!...and lime"

and then I said.

"Ahh yes! Oh Kindest People! Today, I begin my voluntary subscription drive.

I continued "Ah yes! I want to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and you are going to help me realize that vision that I had way back in 1982!

I could just see it now in my mind's eye...building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw in some sun drenched paradise with the sound of the ocean surf...ice cold brewskies waiting for me after a hard days work building it...hot babes at my beck and call...

ahh yes... how sweet it is!

I am beginning a voluntary subscription drive to make God's Perpetual Motion See Saw a reality!

I want to enlighten the world and the best way to do so is to offer it free on this web-site, and I will seek voluntary subscriptions from the good hearted people who see a value in what I am doing, bringing light to overcome the darkness...

building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...

it's gonna be about 4 feet wide, 16 feet long and 8 feet high...building it will require that I learn welding...and often times, I will be waiting on special ordered parts so in the meantime...I will make progress on the Crystal Pyramid so I will build them both simultaneously

 I practice my visualizations....I see myself wearing just shorts and sneakers...busily engaged in building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...and there...over by the pool...a beautiful brunette smiling at me...her tits busting out at the seams of her hot tight t shirt....placing a finger slightly in one of her nostrils as she looks at me smiling...ah yes!...time for a sex break!!!...God's Perpetual Motion See Saw will still be there when I get back...I rationalize...hahaha

ahh yes oh kindest people!

It's an opportunity for those of you who enjoy these teachings to volunteer to pay the subscription fee of $12.00 US a month for one year so that, aside from building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid, I may bring these teachings to ever more knowledge-thirsty folks out there through advertising, promotion and marketing.

Also, I will devote my time to bringing the Vatican to justice for the Jew's persecution which led to the Holocaust...convert the Vatican into a Holocaust Museum...take all their money that they got swindling folks by selling "spiritual real estate" and give it over to feed the hungry people of the world.  

stop giving your money to those other guys...you know christianity, islam, judaism...they lie to you all the fucking time!...why do you give them money?...so that they can build places where you can sit and listen to their brainwashing lies!...that's why?...oh they claim to worship God but not before filling you up with a  whole lotta fear hatred and paranoia..so that when you walk out of there...you wanna bash a Gay man...or some "satanic" meditator...or treat women like inferior property...telling you how was it was cool to Palestinians off their homeland...in the name of God!...what a bunch of fucking assholes!...

stop giving them money! oh kindest people! give it to me!

your support will allow me to finish building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...an invention that I received through a vision back in 1982 during meditation...an invention that will provide free and clean energy...oh! any scientist and engineer will tell you that perpetual motion is not possible...but the circumstances that brought me to this point...the powerful force of God's Algorithm to which I have been subject to since the late Eighties...the Spirit...thinks otherwise...and there is only one way to find out who's right...

help me build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...oh kindest people!  

and as well...the Crystal Pyramid for "knock your socks off " meditation...this is something that can keep me busy while I wait for specialty parts for God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...something that you will enjoy coming to meditate within...bring you to deeper levels within yourself...towards enlightment!

the silence that you generate during meditation makes your prayers more powerful...oh kindest people!...meditation helps quiet down the mind....brings you to a nice place within you...whether you pray to Jesus, Mohammed, God, Moses, Buddha, Kwan Yin, your ancestors, the Girls of Freakie Fries, St Jude...no matter whom you pray to...you can all use this technique to quiet all down all the mind chatter so that you may better communicate with them through prayer...

and so...the Crystal Pyramid....in deepening your meditations...will make your prayers more powerful too!....so help me build these two things...God's perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid...oh kindest people!...and naturally!...I will give special discounts to those of you who have supported these endeavors, although I know that it was just your desire to help me enlighten the world that would drive you to support me...

It's a beautiful thing!...meditation...Fire Ceremonies...powerful prayer techniques...Eastern Philosophy...and so, as well as building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramids, your voluntary tuition payments will pay for advertisements to bring this web-site to many people for their enlightenment

for the cost of  just 39 cents a day, for one year, your voluntary subscription payment, will bring these things into reality...thank you!...oh kindest people!

one of the advantages of God's Perpetual Motion See Saw is the freedom from monopolization....in that God's Perpetual Motion See Saw is made with everyday common materials and as such...no profiteering can be committed...

the weights need to be as heavy as possible...lead

the moving parts need to be as lightweight as possible...aluminum, titanium, and new materials being invented as we speak with nanoteck

and the frame needs to be sturdy and level

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the Crystal Pyramid will be for powerful meditation experiences...combining the power of the pyramid with the power of crystals! and also, along with the power of group meditation...and as well, there will be offered, therapeutic massage, float tanks, and acupuncture...and those who have been helping bring this into reality will get special discounts...of course!...thank you...oh kindest people!

it has come to be realized...of late...that raising money with voluntary subscription is the most efficient method...at first, back in 1992, when I began 'Heaven On Earth Appreciation Society' for building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw, I thought to sell shares but the red tape was too daunting and asking for donations requires some special applications with the state which I intend to do but for the meantime , it is OK to seek voluntary subscriptions for the teachings found on this web-site as a way to get the ball rolling...

my hope is to get enough support to allow me to devote full time towards building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid...

thank you...oh kindest people!

beware! oh kindest people! ...those other guys...christianity, judaism, islam...they teach you hatred, fear and paranoia...they draw you in with promises of this and that...which you won't ever know until you die...if it's true or not...

they don't offer powerful meditation techniques and their prayers, that they promote, benefit them more than the user

they lie to you and say that meditation is satanic

if you support them, you support hatred of Gays,

if you support them, you support kicking Palestinians off their homeland,

if you support them, you support the systematic suppression of womanhood all around the globe,

if you support them, you support misleading the peoples of the world about true spirituality,

if you support them, you support keeping the people in darkness

if you support them, you support allowing the people responsible for persecuting the Jews in old Europe to get away with it

your money is used by them to build congregation halls so that you can go there and get yourself really brainwashed

in the same breath that they say to you "Jesus loves you" they say to you to hate Gays

I read the first three pages of the koran, and already, they get to work on teaching hatred of those that don't follow

those three...christianity,judaism and islam...have been at each others throats since time immemorial and continue to be so

if you support them, you support continuing this madness

if you support them, you support their threatening your children with eternal damnation unless they comply...you support lies to your children about satan's being out to get them

don't support them...oh kindest people!...support me instead!...help me build 'God's Perpetual Motion See Saw' ,and the Crystal Pyramid....thank you...oh kindest people!

I realize how unusual this is...to have one who is spiritual as I, telling you to discard those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam....how odd!

they do have some good...worshipping God...prayer techniques...some better than others...and they certainly have more support than I do...so they must be right and I must be wrong....I don't think so but it sure looks like it...

I want to build an invention that scientists and engineers say is not possible...God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...but I think I can do it....and boy! I am sure going to look foolish if I build it and it don't work!...but it's a chance I am compelled to take, because of the very spiritual nature of how it all came about...

I call it God's Perpetual Motion See Saw....and it felt like the spirits were pleased by this...but maybe...possibly...my friend from my youth, who died young...maybe he gave it to me...maybe, wherever he went after he died has this perpetual motion see saw and he decided to share it with me...somehow  being able to cross over to me in my state of meditation that I was in when I saw the vision back in 1982...but no...that can't be...he died in 1985.,..nope that's not it...although he probably had alot to do with bringing the memory of the Girls of Freakie Fries back to me for he was privy to alot of information about them...and it was this deep love for the Girls of Freakie Fries that got me started on this journey...

so here it is...I need your help...I have taken it as far as I can...I don't know if I'll ever be able to afford to build it on my own...too much time and money for me to do right now...so all I can do is keep sharing it on-line...I have the drawings and the description, there for all to see...

I am contacting many different kinds of possible sponsors...countries...rich people...and now I am starting to ask for voluntary tuition payments for my teachings here on-line...

I used to feel that just having 'God's Perpetual Motion See Saw' on-line was enough on my part...but of late...I have had told to me by a psychic who repeated what my deceased friend said "what the heck are you waiting for?!"...which was probably for this and the current energy and global heating crisis...so I am giving it some more effort now.

I rationalized that the art and skill of fundraising is just another thing that I have to learn just as I learned to do my own computer drawings which you now see in animation...

but I am such an unusual fundraiser...speaking out about the bad stuff of religion and politics...being a swinger...not fit for public office or anything public except perhaps a rock musician...hmmm...and I am seeking your money!?...I don't know how plausible that will be....but I'll give it my best!

God's Perpetual Motion See Saw might be such that each household will have one with a generator and batteries that charge continually for household use

or it might be made in really large format and many in a row turning rather large generators to supply the current energy grid already in place

so...for any of you out there that would want to help me build it...thank you for your support...it's only 40 cents a day for you... but a thousand of you will be able to bring this into reality...thank you

as always, I am happy to give the teachings on this web-site away for all to enjoy and there is no obligation and I like it like that...so I will seek help only from those who can spare 40 cents a day...who want to see if this thing will actually work!

oil company executives may be criminally liable for the global warning crisis...given that they knew about global warming being caused by oil consumption since 1988 and worked to suppress the knowledge and Washington, being paid off by big oil, helped in the cover up

Bush is an oil man...there is no co-incidence that oil has risen during his term...that's what he was paid to do....he makes much more money as an oil man than as president

he would never support God's Perpetual Motion See saw because there is no income potential in it...no way to monopolize the energy generated from it

he has proven his untrustworthiness already...he gets no 'benefit of the doubt' anymore

but you can trust me! to build it...come on oh kindest people! let's find out if God's Perpetual Motion See Saw will work! is there a thousand of you out there that want to help me out...just 39 cents a day for a couple of years and we will know

Yes I enjoy my body in unbiblical ways...but why should that be anyone's concern?...yes I love beer...I love "unbiblical" meditation...I speak out against the madness of religion and politics rather much!...so OK I'm not perfect...come on oh kindest people! let's build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw ....let's see if it will work...

thank you!

awesome kick ass fire ceremonies for your self empowerment....it's the power of prayer to the next level...doesn't matter who your chosen deity may be...

wonderful techniques for prayer and meditation offered here on this web site ...as well as information about other techniques that are offered out there...

this is what your voluntary tuition payment would do....just 39 cents a day...a thousand friends of this web-site...helping bring even more people to this web-site so that they too my enjoy these teachings...and of course!...build God's perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

as a friend of this web-site...volunteering to pay your tuition...

your kind-natured act will bring help and guidance to those that may need it...

your kind-natured act will expose all the lies of those religions that would keep the people in darkness for their own personal gain even as they claim that it is for "saving their soul"

your kind-natured act will might prevent another poor soul from being taught fear hatred and paranoia by those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam

your kind-natured act will promote the real love of God...respect for Humanity and all who partake of it...

your kind-natured act will bring the beautiful powerful meditation techniques that help quiet the mind for even closer communion with God

on this web-site...there are no threats of eternal damnation if you don't go along...no labeling of infidel...people who visit this web-site are free to enjoy the teachings or dismiss them according to where they are at in life

some will read it but are not ready to absorb the info ...but still...they are aware and may come to it further on down the line

your kind-natured act will help bring justice to the victims of the Holocaust by going after christianity through the international courts...converting the vatican into a Holocaust Museum

your kind-natured act will, through the international courts, take the monies collected by christianity, billions and billions of dollars... from unsuspecting souls throughout the years, believing that it was going to get them to live three doors down from Jesus after they die....and feed the hungry of the world with it

your kind-natured act will do this by raising awareness to the cause

the real Holy Communion!  awesome powerful meditation techniques that help silence the ceaseless mind chatter so that you may appreciate the Silence of God!....ahhh yes...'Be Still and Know that I am God' says the Bible...

some meditation techniques are better then others...enjoy the ones offered here...oh kindest people!...but the best that I know thus far...is the TM Siddhi Program...for the cost of a used car....it is with you for life!...

meditation offers many health benefits as well

enjoy awesome beautiful powerful meditation! oh kindest people!

ahh yes! once learned, this beautiful awesome meditation stays with you for life!...no one can take it away from you...this beautiful powerful Holy Communion with God...the real deal!...not like that thing that the catholics do...oh sure ! it honors Christ...I'm all for that!

but you can honor Christ in many ways without pandering to an organization that teaches hatred fear and paranoia

but the Holy Communion of meditation ....Holy Communion with God...once all the mind chatter has been silenced...that is the best I've seen thus far!

now the catholic assholes are taking away rights to their "holy communion" from our politicians who dare challenge the policies of church...they did this to John Kerry for his stand on Gay Marriage and now to the Mayor of San Francisco too

but awesome powerful meditation , once learned , cannot be taken away and the Holy Communion of meditation is far far superior!

and you don't have to herd yourselves like cattle , getting in line to receive the "body of Christ" from some man dressed in funny clothes

so brainwashed!....and this only serves to empower the church...not the poor brainwashed souls who have fell for it

beware of the bible...oh kindest people!...it teaches hatred fear and paranoia! even as they draw you in with unverifiable promises of eternal life but threaten you with eternal damnation if you don't comply...

this very famous minister in Kenya is claiming that his country is possessed by satan because some folk there invoke a Hindu Goddess...is that paranoia or what?...I tell you that bible needs to be throw in the recycle bin...

how about this hot shot tele-evangelist from Texas who is claiming that the reason New Orleans had Katrina is because God was pissed about this Gay Pride parade that was scheduled to happen that week that Katrina hit ...well you know where he got those ideas from...the bible...man is that ever sick!

stop giving your money to these christian brainwashers...oh kindest people!...all they do with it is build gathering places where you end up going to (under threat of eternal damnation if you don't go) so that they can then brainwash you...fill you with fear hatred and paranoia

you can worship God and honor all the Masters that God has sent...Jesus Mohammed, Buddha, Krishna, Ram, Moses and others...without subjecting yourself to such degrading association with those bible and koran idiots...

why?! do you support organizations that actually violate Human Rights...because you are brainwashed...that's why

catholics are breaking the law of the land by not allowing women to become priests...why do support them?...because you are brainwashed...that's why

oh kindest people...women of islam...why do you subject yourselves to such degrading treatment from your culture...dress how you want to!...don't put out to your men if they insist on pushing islam ideology on you...you'll see...they will come around...

so stop giving these brainwashed morons your money...oh kindest people! ...

give the money to secular charities instead...or help me build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...just 39 cents a day is what it will cost you...to find out if it will work...and also, your support will help bring this message to even more truth loving souls all around the world...through advertising, marketing and promotion...and as well, I will build a Crystal Pyramid for 'knock your socks off!' meditation

knowing that I respect Human Rights...your money is well spent with me...as you will help spread this message all around the globe...thank you! oh kindest people!

if you support any one of those three ...christianity, judaism , islam...you are supporting organizations that foster hatred for fellow man...you don't believe me?...throughout history...these guys have been at each others throats...and even today, many of the fights going on are caused by the hatred fear and paranoia being taught by these three...

certainly...who would deny that Gay people are being hated by these three groups...why in some countries, Gay people are executed...imprisoned...

not that long ago, a devout Roman Catholic came to power and believed himself to have been brought to power by God Himself for the purpose of enforcing the bible, and also avenge the death of Christ which according to the lies of new testament, was caused by the Jews...who was that devout Roman Catholic? none other than Adolph Hitler

and today, Mel Gibson's movie about those lies of the new testament continue to stir passion and hatred against the Jews

Israel...uses the Holocaust as their main driving force of justification...they now have some two hundred nukes and are ready to kill six million and more haters of Jews

Palestinians were shoved off their homeland on account of these religions

this is what you are supporting whenever you go to any of these churches, synagogues, mosques

you go there under threat of eternal damnation...you give them money...

instead...oh kindest people...give me some help in building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...the Crystal Pyramid...promoting the teachings of this web site

by helping me, you harm no one at all...your help will allow me to fulfill the vision of 1982 for God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...to see if it will work...and if it does...it will provide free and clean energy...

you harm no one at all by helping me build the Crystal Pyramid for 'knock your socks off' meditation

you harm no one at all by helping me promote the teachings of this web-site...in fact...you help warn others about the traps of the other religions

don't give your time and money to those other guys...christianity, judaism, islam...they are a bunch of troublemakers....they have learned long ago that the best way to manipulate you to their advantage is to put fear in you....even as they draw you in with the drawing power of Christ's good name ...or Mohammed...or Moses...I am certain that these great ones disapprove of being used in this manner...

if their focus was only on worshipping God and honoring the aforementioned great ones...that would be different...but they do much harm to Humanity with their lies and their using their clout to manipulate their followers...the degradation of womanhood...the hatred for Gays...the hatred for others outside of their own particular brand of religion

oh kindest people!...it doesn't matter which of these three you support...you support them all! ...you don't need me to tell you how they have been behaving throughout  history

support me instead! oh kindest people...thank you

if you support any one of them...christianity, judaism, islam...you support the carnage that they invoke on each other...why do you need to support them to worship God?...to honor all of God's messengers?....because you have been brainwashed to do so...oh kindest people...that's why....but supporting me won't subject you to any of their brainwashing...building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw to see if it will work ...that's all

thank you...oh kindest people!

do you really think that you worship God and honor His Messengers by pandering to those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam?...of course not...do you think that God appreciates you subjecting yourself to threats and teachings of fear hatred and paranoia...subjecting yourself to intense brainwashing...all in His Name?...hell no!

look at all the things that you do to follow those other guys...most of which serves only to empower the religion and subjugate the followers...you can worship Allah facing any and all directions...not just Mecca...

religions just love to train their followers to ...well...follow!...

you would do better to worship God from your own volition...I believe God values that much much greater

those other guys love to keep you in darkness about the wonderful spiritual techniques available such as found on this web site

so stop supporting those other guys...oh kindest people! support me instead as I build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw for unlimited free and clean energy...the Crystal Pyramid for "knock your socks off!" meditation and bring this enlightenment to all the world...I like to give the teachings so as to reach everyone...so your help is strictly volunteered relying only on your good heart's desire to bring these teachings to all...just 39 cents a day for a couple of years by enough of you, will bring these into reality

thank you! oh kindest people

thank you for your support!...oh kindest people!...as well as building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw for unlimited free and clean energy...to see if it will work...

as well as building the Crystal Pyramid for "knock your socks off!" meditation

and as well as bringing these teachings to people all across the globe through advertising, promotion and marketing of this web-site...

your support will raise awareness for the issue of the role of the vatican and christianity and the lies of the new testament, in the bringing about of the Holocaust...by bringing the matter to be resolved through the international courts...to convert the vatican into a Holocaust Museum and to take all of the monies that were swindled off of unsuspecting followers...billions of dollars over the centuries!...selling "spiritual real estate"....take all of their money to feed the hungry of the world

your support will help bring this justice to Humanity at last!

thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

I hope that you feel that your volunteer tuition of just 39 cents a day is money well spent...oh kindest people!...thank you for your support

Jai Guru Dev!...Guru Dev taught to Maharishi, the awesome powerful meditation techniques as offered by the Transcendental Meditation Movement...having learnded TM back in 1977 and the TMSiddhi Program and Yogic Flying back in 1989...having enjoyed these techniques immensely...I recommend this to all!

Jai Guru Dev!

oh kindest people!...beware of those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam....they teach hatred fear and paranoia...even as they draw you in with flowery promises...they are constantly at each others throats...look to the Middle east for proof of this...they are about to go nuclear!

stop supporting them!...oh kindest people!...support me instead in helping build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw for unlimited free and clean energy...help me see if it will work...

support me in building a Crystal Pyramid...combining the power of the pyramid with the power of crystals for "knock your socks off" powerful awesome meditation...

support me in bringing these teachings found on this website beyond just the 'word of mouth' as is happening now...about 250 per day average...for free because that is the absolute best way to enlighten the world ....though advertising, marketing and promotion...to reach ever more 'thirsty for truth' seekers ...you enlighten the world for just 39 cents per day....

your support will do this...thank you...oh kindest people!

avoid supporting those other guys...oh kindest people...christianity, judaism and islam...for when you support them...you support the teaching of hatred fear and paranoia... I ask you...oh kindest people!...why is it that we have one God/Creator...and various spiritual techniques...some better than others...and yet these organizations bring you into their web of deceit ...convincing you that you are right to be with them and that the others in so many words...'suck major donkey dick'...

when you support them...you support the constant fighting that goes on between them...you allow yourselves to get brainwashed...some of you are ready to kill for it...

they build "houses of worship" so you can sit there and take in their severe brainwashing...when you can easily worship God free from all that BS

some of you are so convinced about your particular brand of worship being the best...having been brainwashed since childhood....that you believe them when they claim that meditation is satanic worship...oh yes! oh kindest people!...I have seen that with my own two eyes...some of you are so convinced that Gay people are sinning that you hurt them any way you can get away with

and how about the way most of these organizations denigrate womanhood to second class status...it is only in the past few years...in secular states...that woman have "come a long way baby"...only because secularism gave way to free thought....way past the brainwashing of those organizations

stop supporting them...oh kindest people!...you can worship God better without them...and when you respect all of God's creation...then truly! you worship God....yes indeed!

support me instead...oh kindest people...I do not threaten you with eternal damnation like those other guys do...just 39 cents a day from enough of you will bring God's Perpetual Motion See Saw, the Crystal Pyramid, and these beautiful teachings to all the world!

thank you for your support!...oh kindest people!

oh kindest people!...you've supported those other guys ....christianity, judaism and islam...long enough...and they continue to hurt Humanity with their lies...

but I tell you no lie....I want to build 'God's Perpetual Motion See Saw'...to see if it will work...for unlimited free and clean energy...

I do not threaten you or your kids with 'eternal damnation' like those assholes do...

I want to build a Crystal Pyramid...large enough to fit ten persons in the 'king's chamber' section ...combining the power of the pyramid with the power of crystals and also the power of group meditation ...I don't believe that this would ever be able to be self sustainable and so it will always require support from good souls like you...but people may enjoy it for free, thanks to you...

I do not advocate hatred and fear and paranoia for other spiritual techniques that may exist like those assholes do...

I want to share the teachings on this web-site to many more people than just the word-of-mouth visits that I currently get...about 250 a day...by advertising, promotion, and marketing with the support of good souls such as yourselves....

I do not place women in second class status like those assholes do...

I desire to bring true justice to Humanity for the Holocaust by going after a major player...the vatican...turning the vatican into a Holocaust Museum....and taking all the money that they have swindled from unsuspecting followers....selling spiritual real estate...billions and billions of dollars that they have accumulated over the centuries...and feeding the hungry of the world with it...your support will allow me to use the international courts to bring this justice to bear...

I do not teach hatred according to how you wish to enjoy your bodies...oh kindest people...like those assholes do...

I do swear an awful lot though...fucking A!!!

thank you!...oh kindest people!...

what better way?...oh kindest people!...to worship God ...as to silence the mind through meditation...the Bible says..."be still and know that I am God".... still the mind...silence the chatter just enough to realize God...what better way than this?

learn all you need to do so here...on this web-site...worship God in the sanctuary of your own home...free from all the brainwashing of those other guys....christianity, judaism and islam...those guys want your money...that is why they use fear...because they have learned long ago....that you can be made to part with your money with fear...fear of eternal damnation made you buy your ticket to heaven...

I offer these teachings to you free...because I want to enlighten the world and I have decided that it is the best way to do so...I seek help from the good souls of the world, who can afford to support this web-site...who want to enlighten the world with their support...who want to help me build 'God's Perpetual Motion  See Saw' and the Crystal Pyramid....

I will never tell you that there are not better techniques out there because I don't know...I know only that the ones on this web-site and the ones offered by the TM Movement are good...unlike those other guys that have lied to you and told you that meditation is satanic...they only do so to keep you in darkness and fear hatred and paranoia because they don't want to lose your support...

if you support me instead of them, you stop all the hurtful lies...Humanity has endured much suffering because of their divisive lies....the Holocaust, the Inquisition, the Crusades...

all worship the same Creator...all apply various spiritual techniques...some better than others...but they teach fear hatred and paranoia ...and before too long, they are at each others throats! as we are witnessing today

they take your money to build congregation halls so that they can brainwash you and your kids even more

I want to build a Crystal Pyramid not to brainwash you ....but to tap into the power of the pyramid, combined with the power of crystals and combined with the power of group meditation...so that meditators may enjoy even deeper meditations....no brainwashing there!

when you congregate with them....oh kindest people!....christianity, judaism and islam...you spend very little time in worship and much more time learning to hate and fear others...because of how they enjoy their bodies...because they don't use the same spiritual techniques as your group does..."satan is out to get you!" they say

I treat woman as equal partners in God's creation...different! true...but equal

but they have been subjugating women for the longest time

and it is your support that keeps them around...stop supporting them...and you will stop all the fear hatred and paranoia...support me instead...oh kindest people!...thank you for your support!...just 39 cents a day from enough of you will help me ...for one year and you may cancel at any time...you may renew at any time...you may even purchase more than just one subscription within the same year if you want to help me even more

no need to travel to the Himalayas...it's cold...there are tigers, yeti, crazy gun-toting religious fanatics...the food...no!...stay at home and visit this web-site and enjoy enlightenment in the comfort of your own crib...snack foods at your side...no need to spend your gas going to a church where they brainwash you...no!...it's all here ...oh kindest people!...honor and love God, Jesus, Moses, Mohammed, Buddha, Krishna, Ram, Kwan Yin, Allah....all of them...from your own home...free from all the hurtful brainwashing

thank you...oh kindest people!

very beautiful, awesome powerful meditation as taught by the TM Movement...Transcendental Meditation, The TM Siddhi Program and Yogic Flying...

no teachings of fear hatred and paranoia found here...like those other guys....christianity, judaism  and islam...constantly at each others throats...claiming that any teachings outside of their own is satanic...I can't believe you support those guys...oh kindest people!...they seek only to keep you in darkness...in bondage...

love and worship God ...oh kindest people!....enjoy their techniques...prayer...meditation...whatever they offer to you...as well as whatever else is available...shop around like you would your favorite car....but do so without them...be free from them...do not support them because they lie....they all do...we are all one, with God...but they teach otherwise...love and worship God without their lies...oh kindest people!...is all I'm sayin'...

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even as I ask you not to support those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...just don't stand by and let them draw any more people into their web of deceit...keeping people in darkness...in bondage...with those lies

by supporting the teachings on this web-site ...with your voluntary subscription...allowing these teachings to reach ever more people around the globe as well as helping me build 'God's Perpetual Motion See Saw' and the Crystal Pyramid...by supporting so, you help prevent the spread of their disease...using God and the Good Name of all His Messengers as a way to draw unsuspecting followers in and then teaching them fear hatred and paranoia...

when you support them...oh kindest people!...they take your money and build "houses of worship"  where people are told to go to and listen to their teachings of fear hatred and paranoia...and the more "houses of worship" that they build...the more credibility they are able to convey to the masses...so when you do support them, you perpetuate the disease of them...christianity, judaism and islam...and they continue to be at each others throats...having been brainwashed to forget that 'We Are All One!' under one Creator and with a wonderful variety of techniques for worshiping Him...some being better than others...

Happy Guru Purnimah!...oh kindest people!

and thank you for your support

had an ultra powerful meditation today!...that's not something that anyone can do for you...meditation...maybe that's what it is...religions have figured out...

they say

"do it all for them...then they can come and support us...we will convince that we got it the best...we will tear down at any and all competition...lie through the teeth!...to do so...our very survival is at stake...even as we convince them that it is for their soul salvation that we do this"

christianity, judaism and islam...each have developed their own brand of worship....perfected their own set of customs to worship by....and that would be just fine if it stopped there...but no...it is that by lying to the people about being better than the others...by using the great credibility of religion to push certain agendas and saying that God has issue with... for example...how one may enjoy their body...the second class status of woman...

and so creating divisions within Humanity...that ultimately leads to fighting...

and the followers have become so brainwashed...caught up in the unfolding drama and you can't say a thing to change their mind

'we are all one' can hardly penetrate...so severe had the brainwashing become

and Humanity suffers...even as the religions ...seeing the mess that they have caused...will say to the people..."this is what you get for not following us!"

way back in 1977, when I first learned TM...part of the ritual at my initiation was to bring a white handkerchief, a fruit (I think I  chose a banana), and a flower (I think a rose )...a picture of Guru Dev was in the scene...my teacher began to chant Sanskrit chants of which, at the time I was unfamiliar...she was a Grandmother of many kids...her name was Jeanne Thomas...at the time the TM Movement ran a center at 555 Seabreeze Blvd...now home to the Oyster Pub on the main level...the center was upstairs on the second level...

I had alot of concerns...as I approached the TM Center that day for my initiation...concerns about whether of not I was joining some satanic cult...about being brainwashed...

but I went ahead anyway because I believed that there was going to be some benefit to meditation...having enjoyed the TV series Kung Fu, and Bruce Lee flicks...and I had read a book about TM called 'TM for the rest of your life' a double entendre...a book that showed scientific studies attesting to the benefits of meditation...

at the time , I was running a restaurant and bar at my Dad's beachfront motel called the Neptune Inn...23 years old...my wife at the time was not supportive of this and I had to lie to her about how much it cost...it was $150.00 but I said it was $100.00...my family disapproved too and my wife's family too

so I did it...I learned TM anyway...and from the first session...that very first meditation...I remember walking back to my car...a snappy little blue 1977 Datson B210 hatchback...and saying to myself...Wow! that was great!...

thinking back and remembering how grotesque I thought Guru Dev's picture was...an Indian old man...not a pretty man...kinda scary actually...of course I have gotten used to how he looked by now...but back then, coupled with the fear that I might be sucked into a cult and be brainwashed...it was daunting

and by now, of course I had realized that it was religions of my culture who had put those unfounded fears within me...it was my Catholic upbringing that was telling me to beware of satan being out to get me...my Western culture was warning me about satanic cults and brainwashing...

But TM, once Jeanne had taught me, left me alone...I never had to go back if I didn't want to...I could go back for free checkings to make sure that I was enjoying meditations properly...that was all...no threats of eternal damnation if I didn't show up for church every Sunday...

...oh kindest people!...the religions of our culture made me have these irrational fears by teaching me fear hatred and paranoia since I was yeah high...hand at knee...

you see...that is why...I love blasting those fucking assholes...they also teach you to hate Gays and to regard women as second class status but not in countries where secularism is strong...like the Western democracies...they they do try very hard to win back the ground that they have lost...those fucking assholes are trying to take over our democracies...can't  you just stop supporting those fuckheads...those who use God and Christ's good name to draw you in and then teach you fear hatred and paranoia...can't you...please!...

support this web-site instead so that more people may learn the free teachings on it

anyway....back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries!...I can just visualize it now...I'm at the cash register...some awesome chick walks in...beautiful Goddess of the Universe!...I lose my tongue...my knees get weak...she goes to speak and her voice is music to my ears...Her brilliant teeth dazzle me as she smiles...I am lifting off the ground...suddenly I am a little boy... 

oh kindest people!...do fire ceremonies for personal self empowerment...along with meditation, and chanting Sanskrit mantras...Yeah! ....very good to do!...I would not lie to you...about this anyway...

please stop giving support to those who are lying to you...those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...when you support them, they build more places ..."houses of worship"...where they draw people in with unproven promises...then they brainwash the people...teaching fear hatred and paranoia...because they have learned long ago...how to keep the people in bondage by doing so...for their own self survival...even as they claim to do so for "saving your soul"...

oh!...they do offer some spiritual techniques...but at such a cost!...where you become brainwashed to think that your particular sect is the one and only way to salvation...and then they convince you to go and spread the word...and a minor few of you get so hyped up about it that you infringe on rights of others...for it...

a Gay man needs to stay in the closet...for example...because of their lies that God has issue with it...a Gay man's very life is at stake in some areas of the world...even in this country!...USA...

womanhood still being discriminated against in the USA by the Catholic church...they are not allowed to be priests...they are breaking the law of the land...and nobody seems to care about it...and you support these guys

why do you support them?...because you have been brainwashed...oh kindest people!...that's the only explanation I can come up with...please stop!...support me instead as I use your voluntary tuition...just 39 cents a day for a year...to bring these teachings on this web site to many more ...through advertising, promotion and marketing...

I wanna build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and a Crystal Pyramid too...

I wanna teach how we are all one...with God...the Creator...I wanna teach spiritual techniques as offered here on this web-site...and tell you about other techniques offered by others that are quite good...The TM Siddhi Program and Yogic Flying...for example...the best that I know of ...to date

support me!...oh kindest people!...not those other guys....christianity, judaism and islam...and their lies...causing division throughout Humanity...these guys have been and continue to be ...at each other's throats...

do honor Jesus , Mohammed, Moses, and all the other great messengers that God has sent and will continue to send...but not with those guys...who lie to you and use the Good Name of God's Messengers to draw you into their web of deceit...

no...but you can support me...I do not lie to you...about this anyway...

just 39 cents a  day for one year...of your voluntary tuition...by enough of you...will stem the tide of their lies...you too...may enlighten the world by merely supporting me and the teachings on this web-site

with me, you respect all the peoples of the world...sexual orientation respected...womanhood equal partners...no lies about eternal damnation here...I will jam no stupid "holy book" down your throat

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Jai Guru Dev...Jaya Jesus Jaya...Jai Maharishi Mahesh Yogi...Jaya Jaya Buddha...Jaya Sai Baba...Jai Baba Gi...These are just a few of the Greats that I honor...you see...oh kindest people!...you too can honor these and more but not get caught up in the web of deceit of those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...

there is an op-ed that showed how in Saudi...young children are being taught how it is OK by God to kill infidels...and...I saw with mine own two eyes, how the lies of christianity made young christians come to our meditation school in Avon Park, Florida...throughout the Eighties and Nineties, and they vandalized our school and they even punched my friend Jonathan and knocked him down...

the lies being that you can only get to heaven through Jesus ...and that meditators were some sort of satanic cult....

this is the disease of Humanity...religions who...for their own personal survival...lie to the people...instead of saying how we are all one...one Creator...many wonderful spiritual techniques developed by all the various cultures...some better than others...

...and religions have all the credibility...the stature...churches at every street corner...just about...leading you to conclude that they must be right...so that their lies are "truth" to you...and you learn to hate fear and be paranoid

this cycle can be reversed by sharing the teachings of this website with others...as you have been doing to date...roughly 833 hits a day...and thank you for that...oh kindest people...

but your support, through a voluntary tuition of just 39 cents for one year will bring even more people to these teachings through advertising, promotion and marketing....enough of you will also make building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid come to be... thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

my friends, Jonathan and Judy, were Directors of the TM Center at Avon Park, Florida during the late Eighties and early Nineties, where at one time, they had rented a conference room at the nearby mall in order to give an introductory lecture on Transcendental Meditation...on a Saturday afternoon...and to meet them there...was a group of christians, at the entrance, handing out flyers..."warning" the people that TM is associated with Hinduism....you see what I mean...oh kindest people...about the fear hatred and paranoia that religions instill with the people...a wonderful Saturday afternoon and these brainwashed christians had nothing better on their minds than to "save their community" from those "nasty creepy satanic cult" meditators...

instead of learning that 'we are all one, and God is Creator...a common God to all...and that spiritual techniques have developed throughout space and time...some better than others...

they learn that "you can only get to heaven through Jesus" and "beware that satan is out to get you" and that "you must fight to save your planet from these nasty ugly other religions"...

also

I heard on the news, a while back, about a schoolteacher, who was fired from her job,...she had been seen on a web-site as a member of some pagan Wicca religion...and that was grounds enough for this public school...to fire her...because the christian parents were very afraid...of the adverse influence that she may have had on the kids...because these christian parents have been so brainwashed by their religion about those "nasty, satanic, ugly, creepy" other religions...

this fear hatred and paranoia that is being taught, eventually leads a tiny few of them to go over the edge...causing physical harm...damaging property...violating rights of others...and then the religions, who caused this, step in and say..."you see what happens when you don't follow us!"..."you need us to teach the people the peace and love of Jesus for only Jesus can save" "you should work even harder now to make sure that the word of Jesus is spread throughout" for "the salvation of Humanity is at stake and only you can stop this" "it's up to you to stop those other nasty, ugly creepy false religions any way you can!"

and so brainwashed christians ...full of fear...donate even more money to their church...because they are so afraid that their children will be subverted by these other nasty, ugly creepy religions....and then the churches build even more churches with this money...so that they can brainwash even more christians

....and this same scene happens in the muslim community...and jews too...

and the fighting goes on and on and on

but nobody blames these three...christianity, judaism, and islam

nobody but me...and I would like to advertise my web-site so that even more people can be brought to these teachings on this web-site because people need to know about the lies of these other guys...and the harmful consequences of their lies

and your support of just 39 cents a day for a year...enough of you...would allow me to do so...as well as to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

I will never tell you that my stuff is the only way to "fill in the blanc"...and that the other techniques "suck major donkey dick"...like they do

I view all techniques from all religions throughout space and time as good...albeit some better than others...it's up to the individual to try out and see what suits them...unencumbered by the phony scare tactics that are a major part of christianity, judaism and islam...

  thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

religions teach you to hate Gays...they teach you to fear satan who is "out to get you by those other religions"...women are relegated to second class status by religions...

religion should be about worshipping God and honoring all the great Messengers that God has brought and will continue to do so...Jesus...Mohammed...Moses...Krishna...Ram...Buddha...Kwan Yin...

with respect for all Mankind...Womankind...

religion should be about offering spiritual techniques...so many have been developed throughout the years and throughout the world over...some better than others...but all deserving to be offered to the people...and the people can select whatever suits them...

that is what religions should do

and

only you can make it so...by stopping supporting the religions that veer from their primal duty of providing places and techniques of worship...without all the fear hatred and paranoia teachings

and...there are some good passages in the bible but also some very harmful ones...can you take out the harmful ones?...the ones that teach fear hatred and paranoia...can you take out the lies about how the Jews were responsible for the death of Jesus?...the lies about how God has issue with how one would enjoy one's body?...the lies about the second class status of women?

I do get some heat over my outspokenness about religion...but I seek only to enlighten the world...thank you for your support as I bring these teachings to all the world...your 39 cents per day for one year, will allow me to...if enough of you help me...to enlighten the world...to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid...

thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

the lies of religion...you know those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...hurt Humanity...

I seek only to enlighten the world...I do not lie to you like they do...support me! ...oh kindest people!...not them...

when you support them...you confirm their position...a position of intense credibility..."houses of worship" at just about every street corner...be it churches, synagogues or mosques...it makes no difference which one you attend....you support them all by confirming their lies to the world...

...you have one that claims you cannot get to heaven but through Jesus...and the alternative is eternal damnation...what a shame to use Jesus' Good Name to keep people in darkness...full of fear hatred and paranoia...I am certain that Jesus is very unhappy about this...

what a terrible way to confuse our children with this lie...for when they go out into the real world...eventually they will come across others who have been lied to by other religions... these conflicted beliefs eventually lead to fighting... and now...these three...christianity, judaism and islam... are about to go nuclear on each other in the Middle East.....

so even to go to church implies your approval of this current status of affairs!...you can truly worship God better at home...indeed God would be happier...for when you try to worship God in any of these "houses of worship" that they have...you are supporting their harmful lies

you can honor all of God's Messengers from your home too...without supporting those who lie to their followers...oh kindest people!...honor Jesus, Mohammed, Moses from your own homes...far far away from those who lie to you...honor all three and even more as God's Messengers and knowing that God continues to send more all the time

enjoy wonderful spiritual techniques that have been developed throughout the years all around the globe...like you would a smorgasbord of all your favorite dishes from all around the world...

some techniques work on the placebo effect, and in that sense, I will concede that making you to believe certain things helps that to work even stronger...but at such a cost...harmful lies...

and some techniques work on the power of group consciousness, but you need to be careful about the brainwashing that goes with it...

some techniques involve repetition of mantras...bringing you to silence the mind chatter and draw you into communion with God...but avoid the ones that make you to repeat credos or dogma for those are only to the benefit of the church and not you...

so...enjoy them all without harming anyone or yourself...stay away from the harmful ones...and avoid the fighting about this being better than that...and so on...do you see anyone fighting over whether you should eat spaghetti or fried rice?...of course not...but because of the lies of those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...whatever you do becomes a major issue!...and you know that the only reason that is ...is to keep you from leaving them because they want your money...even as they lie to you and tell you that it is for your "spiritual salvation"

support me instead...oh kindest people!...I swear to you that whatever techniques are discovered will be laid open for all to enjoy...I seek only to enlighten the world with this web-site...and your 39 cent a day, for one year, volunteer tuition will allow me to spread these teachings  and  to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

when you support them...you engage in a destructive pattern...

but when you support me...you open up the curtains allow the sunshine in and so  the people can see clearly on such a bright, bright sunshinee day...

so pick up the phone...flip out your cellphone...call your pastor, priest, rabbi, ayatollah,...tell them that you are doing a better thing...that you found a more beautiful way to worship God and honor His Messengers! with me! Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese...Mistuhh Cool Breeze Mogeeze!...Master Enlightener of the Universe!...tell them to ...you know... get a job!...be useful for society...

maybe some of them might work at my Freakie Fries serving up wonderful hand cut French fries...they can keep their titles..."please ayatollah!...that hot chick over there wants more ketchup"..."excuse me rabbi...no it's not kosher...but hey! nobody's perfect"..."forgive me , father...but no...you can't leave early"

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and now! it's time for a brief intermission...Here! Grand Master Co Ming Soon...oh kindest people!

and the Grand Sage and Ancient Chinese Philosopher Co Ming Soon comes back on the outdoor stage. He's awesome...tall, slender Chinese... with a thin mustache, long and braided, that reaches all the way down to his chest (how do they do that?!)... wearing a conical Chinese style hat... his hands folded inside the loose sleeves of his impressive black robe with red bordering and a shiny golden dragon embroidered across it's entirety... 

One of his hands comes out, showing really long fingernails, about three inches, raising slightly in order to make a point, slanting his eyes and growing a broad smile, says to the audience with a soft voice and Chinese accent...

"Aahhh yesss... Oh Kindest People!

Pleassse ahhllow mehhh to introducssse...

Gondollahhhh Pizzeriahhh to sing fohhh youhhh

Ahhh yesss...thhis intermission brought to youhhh by 

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the curtains open to the left side of the stage and there is Gondola Pizzeria with his 20 piece band...stings, horns and everything!

as they start to play ' Me and Mrs Jones'

Gondola, dressed in a tux...a Black man, but wishing to look like some Italian crooner out of the fifties because he thinks it makes the chicks hot, draws the microphone towards his mouth and  begins to sing

Mea anda Meesees Jonesa...we gotta a teenga going onna...wea botha knowa that eetsa wronga but eetsa mucha tooa stronga to let eet goa now ow ou owaa...

wea meeta everydaya...at the samea cafe a...at seex tirty a...when a nobody a knows a we'll a be a derra...

holding handsa ...makinga all kindsa plansa...while a de a juke a box a plays a all a of our favoreeta songsa!

me ee a aa and a meesees meesees Jones a meesees Jones meesees Jones! mmesees Jones a!

we gotta a teenga ....goinga ona....

 and three chorus girls behind him sing

 a thing going on

awesome looking hot babes! where did Gondola find them?! I thought...hmmm there must be something to his belief that using an Italian accent makes the chicks hot...I thought...ohhh what I 'd give to get my hands on the one in the middle...tank top...big boobs...beautiful lips...I could just reach for those luscious lips of hers and kiss her like she never been kissed!...I thought...

to be continued