Fire Ceremonies For The Successful Start Up Of Freakie Fries Global Restaurant Franchise

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Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/20/08

alas...the time has come to move on to another topic for my Fire Ceremonies...I am starting a Freakie Fries restaurant here in Daytona Beach and so I will devote my Fire Ceremonies to the successful start up of this global enterprise....but I will be back! because I love blasting religions so much...you know...my all time favorite topic...you know

I am now looking for a place...I wanna start small...a two person operation...learn the ropes...get my feet wet...ah yes...selling hot dog,  poutine, french fries,  hamburger, poulet roti, banana splits, milkshakes and sundaes...first in a tiny corner of Daytona Beach and then all across the universe...aliens from everywhere will park their ufo's right on the roof and beam down for some irresistible french fries

I wanna have a juke box with all the favorite tunes and a special section reserved for the tunes of the day when the first Freakie Fries....back in 1972/73...came into existence...where I met the Girls of Freakie Fries

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/21/08

way back in 1977, when I first learned TM...part of the ritual at my initiation was to bring a white handkerchief, a fruit (I think I  chose a banana), and a flower (I think a rose )...a picture of Guru Dev was in the scene...my teacher began to chant Sanskrit chants of which, at the time I was unfamiliar...she was a Grandmother of many kids...her name was Jeanne Thomas...at the time the TM Movement ran a center at 555 Seabreeze Blvd...now home to the Oyster Pub on the main level...the center was upstairs on the second level...

I had alot of concerns...as I approached the TM Center that day for my initiation...concerns about whether of not I was joining some satanic cult...about being brainwashed...

but I went ahead anyway because I believed that there was going to be some benefit to meditation...having enjoyed the TV series Kung Fu, and Bruce Lee flicks...and I had read a book about TM called 'TM for the rest of your life' a double entendre...a book that showed scientific studies attesting to the benefits of meditation...

at the time , I was running a restaurant and bar at my Dad's beachfront motel called the Neptune Inn...23 years old...my wife at the time was not supportive of this and I had to lie to her about how much it cost...it was $150.00 but I said it was $100.00...my family disapproved too and my wife's family too

so I did it...I learned TM anyway...and from the first session...that very first meditation...I remember walking back to my car...a snappy little blue 1977 Datson B210 hatchback...and saying to myself...Wow! that was great!...

thinking back and remembering how grotesque I thought Guru Dev's picture was...an Indian old man...not a pretty man...kinda scary actually...of course I have gotten used to how he looked by now...but back then, coupled with the fear that I might be sucked into a cult and be brainwashed...it was daunting

and by now, of course I had realized that it was religions of my culture who had put those unfounded fears within me...it was my Catholic upbringing that was telling me to beware of satan being out to get me...my Western culture was warning me about satanic cults and brainwashing...

But TM, once Jeanne had taught me, left me alone...I never had to go back if I didn't want to...I could go back for free checkings to make sure that I was enjoying meditations properly...that was all...no threats of eternal damnation if I didn't show up for church every Sunday...

...oh kindest people!...the religions of our culture made me have these irrational fears by teaching me fear hatred and paranoia since I was yeah high...hand at knee...

you see...that is why...I love blasting those fucking assholes...they also teach you to hate Gays and to regard women as second class status but not in countries where secularism is strong...like the Western democracies...they they do try very hard to win back the ground that they have lost...those fucking assholes are trying to take over our democracies...can't  you just stop supporting those fuckheads...those who use God and Christ's good name to draw you in and then teach you fear hatred and paranoia...can't you...please!...

support this web-site instead so that more people may learn the free teachings on it

anyway....back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries!...I can just visualize it now...I'm at the cash register...some awesome chick walks in...beautiful Goddess of the Universe!...I lose my tongue...my knees get weak...she goes to speak and her voice is music to my ears...Her brilliant teeth dazzle me as she smiles...I am lifting off the ground...suddenly I am a little boy... 

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/22/08

oh kindest people!...do fire ceremonies for personal self empowerment...along with meditation, and chanting Sanskrit mantras...Yeah! ....very good to do!...I would not lie to you...about this anyway...

please stop giving support to those who are lying to you...those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...when you support them, they build more places ..."houses of worship"...where they draw people in with unproven promises...then they brainwash the people...teaching fear hatred and paranoia...because they have learned long ago...how to keep the people in bondage by doing so...for their own self survival...even as they claim to do so for "saving your soul"...

oh!...they do offer some spiritual techniques...but at such a cost!...where you become brainwashed to think that your particular sect is the one and only way to salvation...and then they convince you to go and spread the word...and a minor few of you get so hyped up about it that you infringe on rights of others...for it...

a Gay man needs to stay in the closet...for example...because of their lies that God has issue with it...a Gay man's very life is at stake in some areas of the world...even in this country!...USA...

womanhood still being discriminated against in the USA by the Catholic church...they are not allowed to be priests...they are breaking the law of the land...and nobody seems to care about it...and you support these guys

why do you support them?...because you have been brainwashed...oh kindest people!...that's the only explanation I can come up with...please stop!...support me instead as I use your voluntary tuition...just 39 cents a day for a year...to bring these teachings on this web site to many more ...through advertising, promotion and marketing...

I wanna build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and a Crystal Pyramid too...

I wanna teach how we are all one...with God...the Creator...I wanna teach spiritual techniques as offered here on this web-site...and tell you about other techniques offered by others that are quite good...The TM Siddhi Program and Yogic Flying...for example...the best that I know of ...to date

support me!...oh kindest people!...not those other guys....christianity, judaism and islam...and their lies...causing division throughout Humanity...these guys have been and continue to be ...at each other's throats...

do honor Jesus , Mohammed, Moses, and all the other great messengers that God has sent and will continue to send...but not with those guys...who lie to you and use the Good Name of God's Messengers to draw you into their web of deceit...

no...but you can support me...I do not lie to you...about this anyway...

just 39 cents a  day for one year...of your voluntary tuition...by enough of you...will stem the tide of their lies...you too...may enlighten the world by merely supporting me and the teachings on this web-site

with me, you respect all the peoples of the world...sexual orientation respected...womanhood equal partners...no lies about eternal damnation here...I will jam no stupid "holy book" down your throat

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anyway ...back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries...I continue to visualize..."what a hot babe!" I think to myself as I work up the nerve to tell her something..."say something! bonehead!" I think to myself...as I try to find my tongue..."she is so fucking beautiful" I think to myself...my heart is breaking already at the possibility that I may not be able to win her...

I manage to say..."Hi"...and smile...

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/23/08

Jai Guru Dev...Jaya Jesus Jaya...Jai Maharishi Mahesh Yogi...Jaya Jaya Buddha...Jaya Sai Baba...Jai Baba Gi...These are just a few of the Greats that I honor...you see...oh kindest people!...you too can honor these and more but not get caught up in the web of deceit of those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...

there is an op-ed that showed how in Saudi...young children are being taught how it is OK by God to kill infidels...and...I saw with mine own two eyes, how the lies of christianity made young christians come to our meditation school in Avon Park, Florida...throughout the Eighties and Nineties, and they vandalized our school and they even punched my friend Jonathan and knocked him down...

the lies being that you can only get to heaven through Jesus ...and that meditators were some sort of satanic cult....

this is the disease of Humanity...religions who...for their own personal survival...lie to the people...instead of saying how we are all one...one Creator...many wonderful spiritual techniques developed by all the various cultures...some better than others...

...and religions have all the credibility...the stature...churches at every street corner...just about...leading you to conclude that they must be right...so that their lies are "truth" to you...and you learn to hate fear and be paranoid

this cycle can be reversed by sharing the teachings of this website with others...as you have been doing to date...roughly 833 hits a day...and thank you for that...oh kindest people...

but your support, through a voluntary tuition of just 39 cents for one year will bring even more people to these teachings through advertising, promotion and marketing....enough of you will also make building God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid come to be... thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

ah yes ...back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries...I found a spot...near colleges...a nice place in a strip mall...gonna get a beer license too...offer 25cent draft nights...every Tuesday and Thursday night...hopefully the financial backing comes through for Freakie Fries...

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/24/08

my friends, Jonathan and Judy, were Directors of the TM Center at Avon Park, Florida during the late Eighties and early Nineties, where at one time, they had rented a conference room at the nearby mall in order to give an introductory lecture on Transcendental Meditation...on a Saturday afternoon...and to meet them there...was a group of christians, at the entrance, handing out flyers..."warning" the people that TM is associated with Hinduism....you see what I mean...oh kindest people...about the fear hatred and paranoia that religions instill with the people...a wonderful Saturday afternoon and these brainwashed christians had nothing better on their minds than to "save their community" from those "nasty creepy satanic cult" meditators...

instead of learning that 'we are all one, and God is Creator...a common God to all...and that spiritual techniques have developed throughout space and time...some better than others...

they learn that "you can only get to heaven through Jesus" and "beware that satan is out to get you" and that "you must fight to save your planet from these nasty ugly other religions"...

also

I heard on the news, a while back, about a schoolteacher, who was fired from her job,...she had been seen on a web-site as a member of some pagan Wicca religion...and that was grounds enough for this public school...to fire her...because the christian parents were very afraid...of the adverse influence that she may have had on the kids...because these christian parents have been so brainwashed by their religion about those "nasty, satanic, ugly, creepy" other religions...

this fear hatred and paranoia that is being taught, eventually leads a tiny few of them to go over the edge...causing physical harm...damaging property...violating rights of others...and then the religions, who caused this, step in and say..."you see what happens when you don't follow us!"..."you need us to teach the people the peace and love of Jesus for only Jesus can save" "you should work even harder now to make sure that the word of Jesus is spread throughout" for "the salvation of Humanity is at stake and only you can stop this" "it's up to you to stop those other nasty, ugly creepy false religions any way you can!"

and so brainwashed christians ...full of fear...donate even more money to their church...because they are so afraid that their children will be subverted by these other nasty, ugly creepy religions....and then the churches build even more churches with this money...so that they can brainwash even more christians

....and this same scene happens in the muslim community...and jews too...

and the fighting goes on and on and on

but nobody blames these three...christianity, judaism, and islam

nobody but me...and I would like to advertise my web-site so that even more people can be brought to these teachings on this web-site because people need to know about the lies of these other guys...and the harmful consequences of their lies

and your support of just 39 cents a day for a year...enough of you...would allow me to do so...as well as to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

I will never tell you that my stuff is the only way to "fill in the blanc"...and that the other techniques "suck major donkey dick"...like they do

I view all techniques from all religions throughout space and time as good...albeit some better than others...it's up to the individual to try out and see what suits them...unencumbered by the phony scare tactics that are a major part of christianity, judaism and islam...

  thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

now...back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries!

I visualize...this chick is winking at me...nobody else is in the store...

and I gently and deliberately approach her and reach out for her hand and tug her closer to me...

we kiss...

a thought about preparing another batch of French Fries did cross my mind but I could do it later, I thought...   ...   ...   ....as I lead her to the storage room...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ...   ! ! !   ...   ...   ..."my name is Joe" I say in my most sexy tone...   ...   ...

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/25/08

religions teach you to hate Gays...they teach you to fear satan who is "out to get you by those other religions"...women are relegated to second class status by religions...

religion should be about worshipping God and honoring all the great Messengers that God has brought and will continue to do so...Jesus...Mohammed...Moses...Krishna...Ram...Buddha...Kwan Yin...

with respect for all Mankind...Womankind...

religion should be about offering spiritual techniques...so many have been developed throughout the years and throughout the world over...some better than others...but all deserving to be offered to the people...and the people can select whatever suits them...

that is what religions should do

and

only you can make it so...by stopping supporting the religions that veer from their primal duty of providing places and techniques of worship...without all the fear hatred and paranoia teachings

and...there are some good passages in the bible but also some very harmful ones...can you take out the harmful ones?...the ones that teach fear hatred and paranoia...can you take out the lies about how the Jews were responsible for the death of Jesus?...the lies about how God has issue with how one would enjoy one's body?...the lies about the second class status of women?

I do get some heat over my outspokenness about religion...but I seek only to enlighten the world...thank you for your support as I bring these teachings to all the world...your 39 cents per day for one year, will allow me to...if enough of you help me...to enlighten the world...to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid...

thank you for your support...oh kindest people!

now back to the topic of this fire ceremony....Freakie Fries!

a global franchise! every country! will enjoy Freakie Fries hot dogs, French fries, poutine, hamburger, smoked meat, poulet roti, banana splits, milk shakes and sundaes....even China...they owe me...after all the Chinese food I ate...

and all the world will know of the Girls of Freakie Fries...the story...it is such an unusual tale...spanning decades...involving a childhood friend turned gangster...and in the same story...God...and a full grown man...myself...being drawn back to 1972/73....overtaken in 1990 by the memory of the Girls of Freakie Fries and my heart gushing over with incredible love!...but not yet knowing why...

but it eventually got me started on this journey...a spiritual quest!...to impress the Girls of Freakie Fries...I started back up on what is now God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...and all else that you will see on this web-site

a story so unusual that...you would think it was a fantasy fiction...but it's all true!

ahh but alas...it will be started with opening one tiny place...somewhere...probably a struggling operation...knowing the realities of life all too well...amidst the negativity of the day to day grind...the doubts...the fears...that come with owning and operating a small business...

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/26/08

the lies of religion...you know those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...hurt Humanity...

I seek only to enlighten the world...I do not lie to you like they do...support me! ...oh kindest people!...not them...

when you support them...you confirm their position...a position of intense credibility..."houses of worship" at just about every street corner...be it churches, synagogues or mosques...it makes no difference which one you attend....you support them all by confirming their lies to the world...

...you have one that claims you cannot get to heaven but through Jesus...and the alternative is eternal damnation...what a shame to use Jesus' Good Name to keep people in darkness...full of fear hatred and paranoia...I am certain that Jesus is very unhappy about this...

what a terrible way to confuse our children with this lie...for when they go out into the real world...eventually they will come across others who have been lied to by other religions... these conflicted beliefs eventually lead to fighting... and now...these three...christianity, judaism and islam... are about to go nuclear on each other in the Middle East.....

so even to go to church implies your approval of this current status of affairs!...you can truly worship God better at home...indeed God would be happier...for when you try to worship God in any of these "houses of worship" that they have...you are supporting their harmful lies

you can honor all of God's Messengers from your home too...without supporting those who lie to their followers...oh kindest people!...honor Jesus, Mohammed, Moses from your own homes...far far away from those who lie to you...honor all three and even more as God's Messengers and knowing that God continues to send more all the time

enjoy wonderful spiritual techniques that have been developed throughout the years all around the globe...like you would a smorgasbord of all your favorite dishes from all around the world...

some techniques work on the placebo effect, and in that sense, I will concede that making you to believe certain things helps that to work even stronger...but at such a cost...harmful lies...

and some techniques work on the power of group consciousness, but you need to be careful about the brainwashing that goes with it...

some techniques involve repetition of mantras...bringing you to silence the mind chatter and draw you into communion with God...but avoid the ones that make you to repeat credos or dogma for those are only to the benefit of the church and not you...

so...enjoy them all without harming anyone or yourself...stay away from the harmful ones...and avoid the fighting about this being better than that...and so on...do you see anyone fighting over whether you should eat spaghetti or fried rice?...of course not...but because of the lies of those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam...whatever you do becomes a major issue!...and you know that the only reason that is ...is to keep you from leaving them because they want your money...even as they lie to you and tell you that it is for your "spiritual salvation"

support me instead...oh kindest people!...I swear to you that whatever techniques are discovered will be laid open for all to enjoy...I seek only to enlighten the world with this web-site...and your 39 cent a day, for one year, volunteer tuition will allow me to spread these teachings  and  to build God's Perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

when you support them...you engage in a destructive pattern...

but when you support me...you open up the curtains allow the sunshine in and so  the people can see clearly on such a bright, bright sunshinee day...

so pick up the phone...flip out your cellphone...call your pastor, priest, rabbi, ayatollah,...tell them that you are doing a better thing...that you found a more beautiful way to worship God and honor His Messengers! with me! Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese...Mistuhh Cool Breeze Mogeeze!...Master Enlightener of the Universe!...tell them to ...you know... get a job!...be useful for society...

ahh yes! back to the topic of this Fire Ceremony!...Freakie Fries!

maybe some of them might work at my Freakie Fries serving up wonderful hand cut French fries...they can keep their titles..."please ayatollah!...that hot chick over there wants more ketchup"..."excuse me rabbi...no it's not kosher...but hey! nobody's perfect"..."forgive me , father...but no...you can't leave early"

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 Fire Ceremony performed  07/27/08

I am aware that some are so brainwashed that reading my fire ceremony writings stir up feelings of shock...even to say that someone is brainwashed...because we all know that "my religion" is the right one and it is those other guys that are brainwashed...

but it is my intention to enlighten the world...and using euphemisms hinders from that

some of you might feel that it is I that is brainwashed...because your brainwashing has programmed you to feel that way

How dare I want to "enlighten the world!" 

but...oh kindest people!...it is not I that seeks to get you when you are yeah high...hand at knee...because that is the best time to... they say... "teach"...I say brainwash...but those other guys...christianity, judaism and islam ...do want to get you when you are most impressionable...

I just write my true feelings on this web-site and sometimes I swear too because it feels appropriate at the moment...

I have brainwashed myself to think myself enlightened...you might feel...

I'll accept that...fair is fair...

but it is not I... that lies to you like those other guys do...I do not threaten you with eternal damnation...or teach you to hate Gays because...they claim... God has issue with it...nor do I teach you to subjugate woman to second class status because...they claim...God says it to be so...I do not teach you to distrust the other spiritual techniques out there like those other guys do

I write after about two hours of various spiritual techniques culminating in a fire ceremony...in order to write with "communion with God"

it is a very beautiful state to be in

I wish it for everyone and it is available to everyone to enjoy! ...within my two hours, I have mixed in various techniques common to all religions and some not so common...very awesome stuff...

Jai Guru Dev...Jaya Gesu Jaya...Jai Maharishi Mahesh Yogi...Jaya Sai Baba...Jaya Baba Gi...Jaya Buddha Jaya

the topic of this Fire Ceremony continues to be...Freakie Fries!

seeking out the financial backing needed with venture capitalists...it's gonna take about $200,000.00 to do it right...so this could take a while to round up the bread

meanwhile I just do these super powerful Fire Ceremonies to bring Freakie Fries into reality

and I visualize too...this  really hot chick just bent down to pick up her purse ...and deliberately slowly... she does... as she looks up and smiles at me knowing that I can see her boobs in that way...and I, seeing her erect nipples..."oh how I wish I could suck those luscious nipples!" I think to myself as I smile and walk towards her...my smile broadens as I bend down and get her purse for her...and handing it to her, as we both get up...we embrace and kiss....all the other patrons in the restaurant get up and cheer...and I yell out..."free French Fries for everyone!"

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Fire Ceremony performed  07/28/08

unable to let go.....oh kindest people...I continue to explain why it is that I won't leave this religion thing alone...the most important reason is because of the fear hatred and paranoia that they teach...cloaked in the garb of "goodness"...as they draw the followers in with the high credibility of the Masters...Jesus...Mohammed...Moses...and then use their good names to manipulate the people to their advantage ....and because there are  "houses of worship" at just about every street corner...this needs to be spoken about...because, if it were the case that worshipping God was all they did...I could not say a thing about it...but it is where the harmful lies are being inculcated into the people...brainwashing them

and so it is...I got something to say...as you all know...

it does not matter which of these three...christianity, judaism or islam...that you support...you support one...you support them all...because they all lie...they create divisions amongst Humanity...instead of teaching how we are all one...and God is the Creator of all...and that different spiritual techniques have developed throughout the ages, throughout the world...some better then others...and that various cultures have attempted to explain the unexplainable through stories...

they teach that their brand is the only right way...and to fear others...and to even kill others that are not going along with their particular brand of worship...I've seen this with my own two eyes...oh kindest people! at Avon park with christians giving meditators a hard time and I've read about how saudi teachers are teaching young 4th grade muslims that God approves of killing christains and jews...infidels

all three of them participate in keeping Humanity in darkness and causing harmful divisions

stop supporting them...oh kindest people!...please support me instead...as I bring wonderful techniques, some my own, and some I lead you towards, that are really great out there...I tell you not about satan being out to get you...

support me as I bring these teachings to the world...and build God's perpetual Motion See Saw and the Crystal Pyramid

even if you do not support them, but you do not help me get these teachings out there...you support them by default...because of the sheer vastness of what I am up against...their  credibility and high stature...a stature that allowed christianity to get away with the Holocaust when everybody knows how christianity gave jews a  hard time for many centuries prior...

in the same way that if you were walking down the street and a child was found lost and alone and crying...and you would not stop to call the authorities to intervene...in this way ...you allow these three...christianity , judaism and islam to wreak havoc on Humanity with their brainwashing methods and lies...by default...they win and Humanity loses... 

they teach hatred of Gays...about 60 million people around the world up to 600 million...depending on who you want to believe...by lies about how God has issue with how one enjoys their body

they teach subjugation of women and only of late ...thanks to the rise of secularism...have women been able to "come a long way baby"

catholics are even now violating the laws of equal rights to women...it's a crime! it's against the law! that women cannot be priests...and you support them

now I have come up with a new way for you to support me and to help your business...by buying ad space on this web-site...

thank you ...oh kindest people! ...for your support

well...back to the topic of this fire ceremony...Freakie Fries!

I don't know just how long it is going to take to get it going...I am contacting venture capitalists all around the world and sooner or later...along with all the other stuff I got going...things are gonna start popping...God 's timing is the right timing...everything in due time according to His schedule...I'm cool with that...even God's Perpetual Motion See Saw...with the urgency that surrounds it at this time of energy shortages and global warming...I am forced to accept that it will happen when He's ready...when He's ready the needed capital will come...all i can do is keep on doing the fire ceremonies, meditations, and ah yes...visualizations

I am approaching the front entrance of Freakie Fries and out come three hot chicks...looking and smiling at me...walking right by me...actually curving their trajectory to do so...hmmm!...how sweet it is!...beautiful young girls...making my heart flutter...love makes the world go round...so sweet...oh so sweet!   

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Fire Ceremony performed  07/29/08

time to move on to a new topic for my fire ceremonies...Fire Ceremonies For The Successful Implementation Of the Freakie Fries Website Ad Campaign