What It takes To Be A Saint

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Daytona Beach, Florida 10/17/07

Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese

Oh Kindest People!

The Roman Catholic Church decides.

Never masturbate.

Blindly follow Roman Catholic dogma.

If somebody in the church does something wrong, deny it...move them to another parish...

Go along with the lie that your church has it right and that all other religions suck major donkey dick.

Don't admit to anyone that the Roman Catholic Mass was actually the ancient Vedic ceremony, which you are now telling everyone is satanic worship.

Include the power of the Sanskrit language within the Roman language but don't tell anyone that you did it...make them believe that it is your own.

Don't tell the people that the Vedic ceremony is to be done by the individual...instead tell them that they must attend it being done be a priest...and only males allowed to perform it.

Promote the lies of the new testament that lay the blame for Jesus' death on the Jews...His own people.

Promote hatred for the Jews...it has stopped now because Hitler went overboard with it...but give it time...The Roman Catholic religion is very resilient.

Convince the governments that you should run the schools...then put in little hints...like....

'Oh! won't you please be a soldier for Christ!'...with a picture of a Roman Centurion with shield and sword...hey! it's true...they actually had that in my 3rd grade religion studies where I attended Catholic school in Montreal, Canada

Promote hatred for gays and lie to the people and say that God says so.

Make the people come to get permission from the church, to have sex with someone...marriage....call it God's institution.

When electing a new pope, add some chemicals to the fire that create white smoke, because the people, seeing white smoke, will think it is a sign from God, that He approves.

Lie to the people and say that Jesus said..."it would be easier to put a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get to Heaven"...forcing all the believers to give up their wealth at death....that's how they got their billions of dollars that they now own.

If you could do all this stuff...then truly you could become a saint...

but only after you die...and then we will pray to you to pray for us...hey! that's the catholic way...I swear ... I am not making this up.