What It Takes To Be President
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Pensacola, Florida, 11/04/07
Don Jyovi Saraswati Di Morgese
Copyright 2007
It's not easy for sure...you'd have to be crazy to go for it!
Enjoy only vanilla sex...don't be a member of adultfriendfinder.com...for sure...
it's even easier nowadays to be a good sex enjoyer...before getting it on with your mate...and it had better be of the opposite sex...and it had better be your spouse....just pick up the cell phone and call the pope...make sure that the type of sex you are enjoying meets with his approval...that way you won't piss off all the christians who will vote for you
that is how to be president in this country
glad I could help!
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make sure the press has a picture of you with your eyes closed, saying prayer...you had better be a christian...admit that you believe in the stories about eternal damnation and what not...you had better believe all that stuff in the bible...adam and eve...noah's ark...we are all descendents of noah!...better believe it if you want to be president of this country
glad I could help!
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thou shalt not flip flop
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thou shalt not have a position but see and understand the opposing position
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must have resolve to see the job through even if it kills you
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it would help to be a superhero
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by now, we would have thought to figure out a better way to find a suitable leader for America, but it still goes to the person who "accepts the most bribes"...
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never! never! never!!!! enjoy a really hot porn flick...heaven forbid that the first lady would enjoy having the attention of a couple of black dudes with nice big long lasting ones...what would this country be coming to?!....
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you simply can't be a human being...to be president of this country
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could it be, that is why, we are always at war? trying to live biblically sexual is quite unnatural and very frustrating...it makes one wanna kill something...and there is never a shortage of excuses in the world
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never admit to seeing a UFO
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